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pun-rocker:

You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 


August 20thvia source 18,021 notes Reblog

morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

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i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me


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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

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imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon trying to beat the pokemon champion but they cant so they throw their ds across the room


I am Groot. We are Groot.

August 19thvia source 4,812 notes Reblog
Tags → #GOTG #gotg spoilers 

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED


August 19thvia source 127,964 notes Reblog

equalist:

as the brand new president of the United States, I declare a thumb war


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bluewindsummer:

Bucky in the 21st Century: Bonus #1

Idea credits to captainjaye (from this post)! 

PART 1 | PART 2 


cas-plays-twister:

legally-lucifer:

icarussam:

marriage

but like jared doesn’t even react

he’s just like “oh god, again”

This is the type of marriage I hope to have…..Though she should’ve licked her finger first.



Ferguson from my TL

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(From what I understand, the police thought they heard a gunshot and started throwing tear gas into the crowd. Correct me if I’m wrong)

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chrisdaps:

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

Love this.


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skinnybaras:

im very accepting i have friends from all 3 hogwarts houses that arent my own


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Reblog if you’ve ever even called:

inkf3cted:

Attention seeker.
Selfish.
Antisocial.
Rude.
Pathetic.
Alone.
Boring.
Stupid.
Ugly.
Annoying.
Fat.
gay.


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